So y’all know about the Shmoney dance, obviously. Obviously.
Well, folks, after months of practice, I was pretty proud of my Shmoney skillz. With a z, y’all. Because I have street cred, bruh.
So when the DJ played songs with some sick beats at the Vegas pool party, I busted out my moves.
Let me share my hard-earned wisdom: IT IS REALLY HARD TO DANCE PROVOCATIVELY IN A POOL. “White girl drowning” is not a good look.
Even Elmo has more game than me.
Discovering ratchet 
I rarely feel the need to say, “I feel old.” I need to say it now. I also clearly need to avoid Vegas pool parties…
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Old because of the pool parties or because of the Shmoney dance?
I didn’t know about it either. Nene from the gym makes it his business to keep me in the loop. And laugh at me when he sees how hard it is for me to stay in the loop.
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It was the Shmoney dance. I have two younger girlfriends who I count on to keep me in the know on all things trendy and pop culturish. They have clearly failed me here.
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“White girl drowning” 😂
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#truestory
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Shiiiiit. I do that dance all the time at home and at work. Didn’t know it had a name. I always just thought of it as “old white man shakes his ass.”
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#toocoolforschool
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Fuckin’ A
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