This is why I am single. #vanillaftw

Nene has long expressed a desire to meet Alphonse. Happy to oblige, Alphonse accompanied me to the gym last night.

Nene didn’t show. 

Alphonse was understandably disappointed, but he made do, and squeezed in a decent workout.

He performed his kettlebell swings with perfect form.


Alphonse likes lifting heavy things: he ain’t worried about bulking up.


Excellent deadlift, Alphonse. Well done!

As Alphonse was working through his deadlift set, I heard Coach mutter, “I think Vanilla just killed my desire to coach. Yup, a little part of me just died.”

#thisiswhyimsingle (Coach concurs)






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