As you all know, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced their split a few weeks ago. Very sad. But, seeing as Miss Piggy is one fine lady, I didn’t want to wait too long before introducing her to Alphonse – no doubt she would be courted left and right, as the news of her newly single state spread throughout the world!

Crickets, you guys, crickets.

Poor Alphonse got denied. I guess his dating game is just as bad as mine.

#matchmakingfail

#piggynolike

#nosocialmediaskillz

P.S. May I strongly recommend y’all follow her on Twitter? She is a font of wisdom and delight.