Miss Piggy and Kermit-the-Frog’s breakup is more upsetting than the Prince Charles and Princess Diana saga in the 90s. I mean, that story merely involved the People’s Princess. This story involves a Queen. #QueenPiggy
FROG, you just ruined America’s faith in romance and fairy tales.
I was fine when those silly Twilight actors split. When One Direction broke up, I dealt with that adversity with strength and grace. But the news of Kermit’s new girlfriend Denise is too upsetting: I can’t bear this burden. (If you think I am overreacting, I strongly suggest you check out that link about Denise. My reaction is comparatively quite sane. Although I do wholeheartedly sympathize with the author of that article.)
I dunno, I seem to remember Miss Piggy taking her anger out at Kermit on more than one occasion. She was emotionally manipulative and physically abusive.
It was her pig blood.
But that’s cool. Kermit was a cool guy, most of the time.
So then it’s probably all for the best, if they just weren’t that good for each other.