Miss Piggy and Kermit-the-Frog’s breakup is more upsetting than the Prince Charles and Princess Diana saga in the 90s. I mean, that story merely involved the People’s Princess. This story involves a Queen. #QueenPiggy
FROG, you just ruined America’s faith in romance and fairy tales.
I was fine when those silly Twilight actors split. When One Direction broke up, I dealt with that adversity with strength and grace. But the news of Kermit’s new girlfriend Denise is too upsetting: I can’t bear this burden. (If you think I am overreacting, I strongly suggest you check out that link about Denise. My reaction is comparatively quite sane. Although I do wholeheartedly sympathize with the author of that article.)
#homewreckinghog
Discovering ratchet 
I dunno, I seem to remember Miss Piggy taking her anger out at Kermit on more than one occasion. She was emotionally manipulative and physically abusive.
Def #teamkermit.
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It was her pig blood.
But that’s cool. Kermit was a cool guy, most of the time.
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So then it’s probably all for the best, if they just weren’t that good for each other.
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