During the holidays Beaut called me up to propose a great idea. He was sure I’d be down.
Why not go running outdoors together?
I didn’t understand. Voluntarily?
Yes, for fun. We both want to stay in shape during the holidays, as we eat non-ideal food. It’s a great way to combine our training objectives with seeing each other.
I was dismayed: all this time, I thought Beaut was a stand up, normal guy. Now, I realize he has a taste for pain and discomfort. #unusualtastes
NOBODY runs for fun. Nobody I wanna hang out with, anyhow.
What else is he hiding?
#heartbroken
Discovering ratchet 
Lol…that’s funny
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I think it is tragic.
I had such high hopes for Beaut.
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Lol…you just never know what you’re getting until he asks you to go for a run.
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#truecolors
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Funny post ☺
But I’m on his side. Great idea!
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(Actually such a good idea I’m scratching my head wondering if you’re 50, 70, or 100% sarcastic in this post)
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Haha, I know. I am a failed boxer.
But…
I. HATE. Running.
It makes my joints rattle.
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I spent six months running behind a PT instructor who used to use our workouts as training for his sick little hobby of running marathons. Since then, running has been the bane of my existence, and people who do it willingly are not to be trusted.
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I AGREE 100%!!!
Beaut is one sick motherfucker.
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I feel your pain. I run outside though. And I do it til I like it.
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You run UNTIL you like it? That sounds awful.
You don’t eat ice cream UNTIL you like it. You eat it because you love it.
You don’t drink wine UNTIL you like it. You drink it because it is yummy and produces happiness.
You don’t eat brocoli UNTIL you like it. You just don’t ever eat it.
Same thing with running.
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I think a part of me is a masochist. Or maybe all of me.
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Mmm…broccoli…
i suffer because I am no longer permitted to eat it. (I cheat occasionally.)
Someone fed you disgusting, mushy, nasty, overcooked broccoli, which tastes like soap, on more than occasion when you were a child. I’m so sorry.
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Yes, my father’s preferred way of cooking broccoli.
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(gagging)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I KNOW.
Devastating.
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Oh dear, I spent over an hour on the treadmill yesterday…am I off limits now! Please say no!
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You’re borderline… but since you arent trying to convince ME to run, I think I can handle your questionable tastes.
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lol what can I say, I love the endorphine high and the look of my legs and butt!
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Running isn’t fun. Period.
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It really isn’t. The worst
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I despised running. I despised it so much I kept doing it until I didn’t despise it any more.
Then stupid lupus stopped me, and I missed it.
Now, stupid body parts breaking would stop me.
Since I can’t do it any more, running is a dumb sport.
You should drop this guy.
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Agreed!
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