As it is my mission to become less vanilla and more urban/clatchet (classy ratchet), this post, written by the masterful Only Bad Chi, is very relevant.
#brilliant
Throwing shade seems to be the thing right now, right? Like, it’s trending or whatever. So I thought I’d give some tips on how to do it. Because I’m nothing if not relevant.
My understanding is that throwing shade is basically insulting someone, but in a really passive aggressive way. Which is our craft. See, you were already doing it and you didn’t even know! So the key is to make the person you’re throwing shade on (at?) not know you’re doing it, until it’s too late. #bobandweave #stealthasasnake
Like, if you’re trapped in a conversation with someone you hate/has done you wrong, like any given coworker/receptionist/police officer/customer service phone rep in the history of coworkers/receptionists/police officers/customer service phone reps, say something such as:
♦”I can totally see you being in a Sears catalogue. I think there’s something to be said for being basic.”
♦”Nice haircut! How on earth were you able to get an…
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Discovering ratchet 
She is one of my favs too!
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I think we are soul sisters. That sounds creepy. Too bad. The truth ain’t always pretty.
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I think you guys are too. And no it isn’t creepy. You guys just share the same mentality. Nothing wrong with that.
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VALIDATION!
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You can even get this validated by Bitter Ben stamp of approval.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How?!
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I will create a virtual stamp with my Bitter Seal of Approval.
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Waiting.
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Just let me finish up doing credits here at work, and then I’ll get right on it.
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eeeeek thank you!!! 😀 😀
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And by one of my favs, I mean my fav.
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awww haha thank you Ben 🙂
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