Everyone warned me about the food in Beirut: it is in a class of its own. Every day, I’ve said I’ll eat a reasonable amount of food. Every day, I’ve eaten the most decadent, delicious, salty food in obscene quantities. I’ve redefined my concept of bloating. Despite working out every day, for at least an hour, sometimes even twice a day, I’ve a much fuller figure, due to the insane water retention.
Dynamo’s wedding is in 7 hours. My dress. My tight, non-stretch, sexy dress. How to fit into it?! (Never mind sitting in it, or dancing. One step at a time.)
Easy. Move into the hotel sauna, for an hour or two. Refrain from imbibing any liquids or foods other than coffee during the day.
Who cares if my face is the same shade of red as the painting in the background? That is what makeup is for.
Cutting weight for a boxing fight is less intense than the preparation for this wedding.
#extrememeasures
Recap of all previous posts related to the Trip To See Dynamo Lawfully Wedded: Who’d Have Ever Guessed He’d Find A Woman Crazy Enough To Marry Him.
Discovering ratchet 
The weigh-in may be for a wrestling match or it may be for a boxing match.
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I’ll be wrestling into my dress, that’s for sure!
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ohh
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I hope everything goes well! 🙂
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I did. Starvation and sauna worked great. Then 8 hours of dancing helped too – I was even able to eat a bit of the delicious food!
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Nice!
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