Practices are going full steam with the Dance Squad. Like any high pressure environment, emotions run high, and meltdowns happen. Meltdowns are kinda my thing, I’m somewhat of an expert in that subject matter. Therefore, I am prone to empathize when witnessing others mid-meltdown. Meltdowns are so very human, usually caused by an uncontrollable rush of emotion – they have the ring of authenticity and a sniff of vulnerability. #myuncomfortablecomfortzone
The choreo is not easy, with tricks, and lifts and all kinds of fun moments that involve me shifting some/most/all of my weight onto my dance partner. Technique, both for the leader and the follower, is critical. Unfortunately, achieving the right technique requires a lot of trial and error, which results in bruises, strained backs, and occasionally the follower being dropped on the floor. To the extent either the leader or the follower doesn’t catch on to a move quickly… le owie. But it is a fairly temporary level of discomfort, one that with humor, patience and concentration, can be worked through and then bingo! Improved dancing!
Sunday’s practice was hard. I struggled with a running kick in the air, supported by my partner, and my partner struggled with a sweep and dip. We mostly managed to not snipe at each other, but were both fairly relieved to not see each other for the 48 hours between Sunday’s practice and Tuesday’s practice. At Tuesday’s practice, Teacher introduced a 3rd trick and some unusual footwork. I could see my partner’s frustration rise, as he struggled with both the mechanics of the trick and the footwork count. I recognized the signs, awfully similar to the bitchfests I’d indulge in during sparring sessions at my boxing gym – the blinding emotion that overrides any communication between brain and body, making the easiest 1-2 step impossible. The only way to get out of that state is to indulge in a brief tantrum, evacuate the pent-up feelings, reset and restart. My partner’s meltdown was imminent. I was ready. I was expecting something along the lines of:
- “GUYS! SLOW DOWN. I can’t keep up and this is really frustrating, always messing this up. I get that we are on a tight timeline, but FFS, if y’all keep blazing ahead while I am flopping about cluelessly, that doesn’t help us as a team. WAIT FOR ME. 5 minutes to help me out won’t kill y’all. “
- “I HATE BEING A LEAD, THIS IS COMPLICATED AS FUCK, let me be a follower for once. I’ll even wear makeup and sequins if necessary, I just want someone else to deal with this shit for once. Vanilla’s strong, let HER work on her masculine portrayal.”
- “How on earth did y’all expect me to get sufficiently in shape, overnight, to handle these lifts? You asked me to be part of the team 2 weeks ago, why are you asking me to perform at an athletic level that I don’t currently have? No? Am I being unreasonable? I AM NEVER UNREASONABLE.”
Instead, my partner said:
I’m sorry, I just can’t do this anymore. I refuse to risk injury to my back, shifting around all that weight.
Bro, did you just blame this on ME and my WEIGHT? Wrong answer.
He was true to his word, and refused to finish the last 15 mins of practice. As I watched the squad finish their rehearsal, stewing in my rage and hurt, I felt angelic for not pointing out that my weight wouldn’t be an issue if he had the slightest strength in his core and posterior chain and the posture of someone his age instead of that of a geriatric myopic librarian.
Vanilla the diplomat. I surprise myself sometimes.
A good night’s sleep did a lot to restore my mood. However, I planned my outfit extra carefully in anticipation of yesterday’s dance class: one that made my waist look wee, legs for days. Mini skirt, black nylons and heels. I hate dancing in heels: all the men in dance class are 5’8-5’10, meaning that I am several inches taller than them in heels. BUT, optical warfare takes precedence over optimal dance experience, and I wanted to make sure that when everyone saw me, the fat cow that puts my partner’s health at risk, they would say to themselves, “Damn! I’d totally put out my back for the chance to dance with that hottie.”
That is exactly what happened. Everyone complimented me on my sexy appearance, including my dance partner.
How to manage artistic meltdowns 101: shut up, look fantastic, and blog about it once it is over.
For a recap of my own memorable international dancing meltdown, click here.
Kudos to you for holding your temper. He would have been shifting the weight of my fist around on his potato nose. And you got too hot to trot the next day and showed them all just what the fuck was up. Win.
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Lol, nooooo, I mean, he did phrase it acceptably: I am heavy from an absolute value point of view. I weigh anywhere from 155lbs-165lbs. That IS a lot of weight to take when the technique is wobbly, and the required strength is not there.
So he isn’t wrong. He just chose to focus on the one thing that is NOT under his control, and the least relevant. But my weight is not IRrelevant. I think that gives him a pass. Only because most days, he is good ppl.
Hahaha, everyone always knew what is up: everyone can recognize a tantrum. Looking hot was more for me and my ego, which was bruised.
Argh! I would have stamped on his toe! “You mean THIS weight? Oh, sorry…”
I know you’re saying it’s not irrelevant but there are fully more tactful ways to phrase it…
Hahahaha, I was sorely tempted.
But all’s well that end’s well. I ended up performing, for the first time ever on Friday. THAT is a blog post I can’t WAIT to write about.
I’ve realized that I am duty bound to continue dancing, bc it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to invent the blog material that comes out of it. Teacher is a bizarre force of nature, and the dance world is definitely weird. Strictly Ballroom (best movie ever!) is a documentary, it turns out, not fiction.
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Well done! Yet another movie I haven’t seen… I’m stockpiling suggestions now!
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